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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

So they tried

HBO’s Gruesome True-Crime Doc Tried to Have Its Bombshell Moment. There’s Just One Problem. - Slate Magazine

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is marijuana bad for you?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Kirk Cousins spoke to the media — Here are 5 things we learned - Atlanta Falcons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

EleutherAI releases massive AI training dataset of licensed and open domain text - TechCrunch

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Sean 'Diddy' Combs trial day 27 recap: Judge signals plans to remove a juror - ABC News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

What are some best sources of great porn?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Guest column | Field notes from the end of life: My thoughts on living while dying - The Washington Post

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some good books on AI ethics?

share office space ...

No go.

No way

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

What would happen if Jill Stein won her complaint against CNN over being excluded from the presidential debate?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Do Republicans realize that the power of the people is invested in 'representative government'? If so, why did they elect a pathological liar?